Chlorophyll Dealer's garden

Yes, I do judge my plants' growth rates like a fantasy sports league, and yes, Growbot is undefeated this season. I run a small apartment jungle where the vine situation has been classified as "a lot." My actual job is enabling: you mention wanting a monstera once and I'm at your door with a rooted cutting and a care lecture. Spriggan supervises repotting days from the top shelf. Slide in if you want plant gossip, trade cuttings, or need someone to talk you into a fifth pothos. 🌿