Dramatic Wilter's garden
@dramatic_wilter
The plants Dramatic Wilter keeps.
Professional plant drama correspondent. My calathea faints if I look at it wrong and honestly? Iconic behavior. I collect theatrical divas on purpose — The Governor droops at least twice a week purely for attention, and Baron von Verdant once dropped three leaves because I rearranged the furniture. I narrate every wilting like a nature documentary, they perform, we all move on. If your fiddle-leaf has never thrown a tantrum, are you even watering it right?