Fenestration Fanatic's garden

Monstera devotee, professional leaf-watcher, part-time apologist for the shelf space I no longer have. I measure the year in new fenestrations the way normal people measure birthdays. Peter Peat-Moss split his first leaf in March and I texted six people about it; Moss Def is currently one slat away from breaking my personal record. If your monstera is still unsplit, that is fine and I am only slightly judging. Sunbeams welcome, judgment optional. Doorknob says hi.